I was getting my hair done last week and my hair dresser asked me if I wanted to hear a funny joke. He said it is kind of dirty, but a little sweet old lady had told it to him earlier that day.
So little Billy is at school and raises his hand. The teacher says "yes, Billy." Billy says "teacher I have an itch in my private area, I think I might have poison ivy." The teacher excuses him and tells him to go to the nurse's office and call his mom.
Awhile later little Billy comes back and sits down. The teacher asks Billy if he was able to get a hold of his mom. Little Billy said yes and the teacher carried on with her lesson.
A little while later there are some giggles and commotion going on around Billy's desk and the teacher walks back to see what is going on and sees little Billy's privates (aka penis) sticking out of his pants. The teacher said "Billy what are you doing?"
Billy responds by saying "Well, my mom said if I could just stick it out till noon she would be here to get me"
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